One of my earliest memories as a very young child is thinking: If the color is bright red, yellow, or blue, it is probably a “toy” and specifically engineered to be non-functional. It used to piss me off to no[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
….but I would hate it sooooooo much more if I couldn’t run. I guess I’d rather keep my ugly shar-pei knees and be able to run. Anyway, I’ve figured out bare-legged summer outfits to wear where no one even looks[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There are Facebook friends and then there are “Facebook friends,” and many reasons other than true friendship for “friending” someone. And it’s even a more complex decision when you decide to “unfriend” someone. A lot depends on how seriously they[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Way back last May I had this comic ready to go. It sort of got lost in the shuffle of all the crazy stuff that happened (not sure whether it was the 2D world or the 3D world or both)[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Susan has a lot of experience with restroom queues, and has come up with a work-around. At intermission she shares her solution with Tix, who has just consumed mass quantities of beer.
This comic about Tix’s best friend Susan (a professional harpist) is probably a little bit esoteric. The harp is essentially a diatonic instrument. Pedals allow you to sharp or flat all the B’s for example. If you want to play[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Since the dawn of standard web feed protocols such as RSS, ATOM, etc., the number of sites offering email subscriptions has gone down. Email is viewed by the new generation as hopelessly archaic. Tix-Comix has had a feed and a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
In this comic, we assume that it was the invisibility cloak that protected Tix from the zombies. To know whether it was the invisibility cloak we’d have to do a controlled experiment where we cloak someone with known brains and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Thank you, Cathy Guisewite, for providing me with the perfect model of what NOT to do or be as I was growing up. But what fills me with rage is there’s still a lot of truth in that women are[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
A 64-year-old dude was picked up yesterday “Go Car Free Day” for real in our town for cycling naked, because he told the cops he thought it would excite people. Huh! Delusions of grandeur! I would have had this published […]↓ Read the rest of this entry…