A small magical creature who calls herself “Bubbles” appeared at Amazing Coffee yesterday. Patron Joey Bob Beckwith was taken to Samaritan Regional Medical center due to a nice pair of D’s that Bubbles bestowed on him by magic, and also, apparently, by mistake. He was subsequently released and is scheduled for breast reduction surgery next week.
When the Times contacted Fairy Central, Lulu the dispatcher blamed the incident on poor cell phone reception. “I was trying to dispatch the TIP fairy,” she said, “you know, to charm the TIP JAR. Those performers need better tips.”
Patricia Branco, who was the performer during the incident, is certainly not having any trouble getting tips now.
“Women are fighting each other to get to my tip jar,” she said, “and it ain’t ones, its twenties. I’ll take it, but I wish it was because they love my music.”
Never hire a receptionist with a lisp
Damn't quit making the spam quiz so hard. None of my answers work
geez. Ok folks TIP is the answer…not money, not change, not TIPS, but just singular tip.
There are fairies for all occasions! And I think you overestimate what is easy for humans.
Yeh I think I'll get rid of the quiz and just deal with the spam. I thought it would be nicer than a captcha.
Ha Ha Great one. So that's where man boobs really come from. And all this time I thought it was calories & fatty food.
Hahaha! That was hilarious! Remind me not to donate to that jar. 😀
Have your wife or daughter do it if you ever come to my gigs. But they'll be fighting all the other women to get near it. Sometimes they glom up six deep for a chance at it.