So you can’t bring yourself to get one of those gushy Hallmark cards for your mom this Mother’s Day. Maybe the black eye her wacko boyfriend gave you while she watched Twilight in the other room hasn’t quite healed yet. Maybe you have to deliver the mother’s day greeting to her in residential rehab. Or maybe you’re in the grips of teen-aged angst and you’ve been reading too much adolescent psychology and you’re sure all those parenting books she diligently followed have damaged you forever. Maybe you’re nearly forty and you still haven’t cut the umbilical cord and you resent the hell out of it. Maybe your mom is perfectly fine and you’re just too full of shit to realize it. Whatever. THIS CARD IS FOR YOU. Just cut it out and give it to her. Oh hell, that’s too much work, isn’t it? Just send her the URL. (Gag written by Pulitzer nominee Jo King.)
oooh Pullitzer nominee. I was going to submit my stuff to Pulitzer just so I could say that.
Yah, I think Jo got in on one of those internet deals where you can say UR a Pulitzer nominee on some technicality.
I like this one! 🙂
Podcast is out. You were mentioned. http://www.twxxd.com/?p=2749
Schweeeet!
Congratulations on this one printed in the Corvallis Weekly (new ish out today)! Well, it *is* "dead tree media" but they *do* print a nice picture of a tree each time…
Thanks Jack! I have clipped a few of yours and particularly enjoyed http://corvallisvanities.blogspot.com/2012/02/dun… a few weeks back.
Ha Ha Ha!!! Love it. Maybe I could do a similar one for Michelle on our next anniversary.
Or perhaps that wouldn't be good for my health…
I don't recommend that Tony.