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Everyone: Do not use this form to spam unknown people. Send email only to people you know.
Extroverts: Just skip down to the form. You don’t need the pep talk.
OK, introverts. I’m actually one of you. Many gags herein may resonate especially withINTROVERTS. I don’t have much money, so I have to rely on word of mouth to get a following. Unfortunately us introverts don’t tend to tell our friends about anything. But we also tend to be smart. So think about it. If the word does not get spread, goods and services designed specially for us will languish because nobody finds out about them. So you will be forced to read only webcomics designed for extroverts, because they are the ones facebooking them all over the place. And they will run over us in that area, just like they do in many others. But this is your chance to get your needs met! Break out of your comfort zone and tell your friends and family about us. And potentially win $100!
Here is the drill:
Enter friends’ email addresses in the blanks below and click send. That would be REAL friends who you talk to regularly. If you want more places to enter addresses, click the plus button and it will make you another slot. You can add whatever you like to the basic message. I know introverts. We think we can enter fake email addresses to avoid actually reaching out real people. Nope. The software checks ‘em. Fake ones don’t count. Plus: you get an extra chance if your recipient actually opens the message. We know your introvert friends are likely to toss emails unread because, like you, they avoid potential interactions. That’s why the subject line will read: Check out TixComix and win $100. Because introverts like money as much as anyone. We don’t keep your friends’ email addresses. All we do is verify them.
After you send, you get to do our brief survey (four easy multiple choice questions.) Once you finish the survey your email will be entered in the drawing. Once for each valid email address.
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Hi name>,
I thought you might like TixComix. If you enjoy it please subscribe. You can also enter to win $100 by telling your friends about it.
anything else you want to add.
Sincerely,
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