We have experienced a death in my immediate family. I was simply not in the mood to publish the heinous Christmas crimes of Tix and Jorge, because this has been the saddest Christmas of my life. This comic is just a little experiment and a hobby, so there is no one screaming about deadlines. I’m the boss and I decided that if I’m still here next Christmas I will push the Christmas Science story arc forward and finish it then. Christmas stuff after 26 December is about as welcome as yesterday’s fish. Thanks to everyone who offered words of support. They meant a lot to me. I hope you have a spectacular new year and I’ll see you then.
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I am honored to have a guest cartoon on Bearman Cartoons. Bearman is a very friendly and encouraging webcomic artist and his cartoons are hysterical. He took a break in December, and published guest cartoons. Trying to come up with a single panel gag, I thought what if Bearman met Tix. ( In future cartoons, it will be revealed just how warped and paranoid Tix truly is. Let it be said for now that she used to be employed in the unglamorous and grungy field of computer security.) I thought what would it take to get through Tix’s personal/social firewall. You can see how it worked out at my guest cartoon on Bearman Comics.
There is a guest comic by yours truly at Draw Until it’s funny. It was kinda fun to do a different kind of gag in a completely different style. Just in case you’re wondering, that’s not necessarily a DUIF style rendering of Tix and Robby.
Scooter Hughes of Life Under Construction offers coloring pages for people to color and send back to him. Just for grins I decided to do it analog (that’s geek for “traditional” media), so I printed it out and coloured it with markers. I have to say it looked awesome. Then I scanned it and it looked like something the cat drug in. Scanning is also an art form that I have yet to master. I tried to clean it up digitally after the fact and more or less failed. But I already suck, so I couldn’t make things too much worse.
Anyway, Scooter blogged my pathetic attempt on his site complete with a load of overblown artistic hype–the dude has potential either in politics or advertising!!–and he also posted a fun “Where’s Brandon” panel reminiscent of the “Where’s Waldo” books of yore. I thought I might have spotted Brandon wearing yellow somewhere in the middle of it, but my geekified eyes are just not up to the task of making a positive ID at that resolution.
So much for analog. I’m goin back to digital, especially now that I got a little Wacom Bamboo for Christmas. And I hereby promise to learn to make vector graphics with Inkscape, and will maybe blog some experiments so you can laugh and mock me more.
I found a new place to list your comic. It is called Comic Match, and it’s a little different than the other comic directories because it actually attempts to find web comics that match the ones you already like. Many of the existing directories ask you to categorize your comic according to how pornographic it is, what style of art you have, what format, subject matter, etc. They allow you to create searches based on those attributes. Comic Match, however, automates all that for you. They aggregate and remember the attributes of the comics you flag as likes. Then you just click “Find me a Comic” and it finds the best matches.
Warning: The following paragraph contains geekage. Skip down to the last paragraph if geekage makes you hurl. I love data mining. I once had a dream job doing that sort of thing. I won’t be lampooning that gig heavily in Tix-Comix because the only bad thing about it was that they ran out of money. We built online profiles of online gamers and then found them sparring partners based on their availability, game choices, level, even internet connection speed. Too bad that idea was just a little ahead of its time. It was fun to write macho raw SQL queries that would have completely flummoxed any Active Record framework. Although there is something to be said for Object Relational Mapping, damnit I got hot SQL licks a duras penas and I come down with the school of thought that believes Active Record is a crutch for lamers who don’t really know SQL, or people who want to write CRUD-only applications. And if you don’t know what I’m talking about, don’t worry about it.
Anyway, Comic Match found me a “slice of life autibio” comic with a girl hero who even wears her hair in a ponytail like Tix does. Check it out! So, readers who are fellow comic creators, (and that’s most of you at this point,) I recommend that you get your little comic asses over there and list your comic, then love it, and see what Comic Match comes up with for you. And if you really want to complete the circle, come back here and leave a comment about your results with Comic Match.
Woot! My comic on practicing apparently “struck a chord” with Malaysian reader / guitarist / IT guy Namz. He featured my comic on his blog with full credit and linky luv, plus another one of his faves along the same lines. He even put a watermark on it for me (something I’ve been meaning to do myself.) Now that is a gentleman and a scholar. If you play guitar or just like music check out Namz Crypt, (AKA Chinariff) The featured image here is the flipside: Namz’ fave on your fate if you DON’T PRACTICE. It’s originally by good ol Gary Larson from the Far Side. Gary, if you don’t like me having it here, just ask nicely and I’ll take it down. ( A problem I’d LOVE to have.)
The dude’s version would be “you’ll end up in a cublcle doing stuff you hate for people you hate.” I’ve been there. Blargh! I’m not sure which of these outcomes is worse. At least the street musician gets some outdoor air. I’m practicing a lot these days, which is why this is not a DAILY comic. Just to rub it in, I embedded this Disney song from the Aristocats. I’m arranging it with jazzy chords, and I’m hoping the gang will bust it out for the dude before we break for summer.
Draw Until It’s Funny ran a second guest post from yours truly this past weekend. The premise of the site is that you don’t plan the gag out ahead, you just start a line and keep going until something funny happens and then you stop. I think you could take that premise to an extreme. Virtually all DUIF’s are super minimalistic in style, and I enjoy drawing in that style. I really liked how the dog came out on my first DUIF. Just a few curved lines and you have a little dog that even has some personality. I thought the cat came out rather nicely in the current DUIF. Anyway, please go check it out, and if you are a comic author you can submit your own DUIF and they will post it.
In Spring of 2009 I was recovering from serious surgery. I started using a website called Toonlet.com to kind of help me deal with my feelings about the whole painful ordeal. I found the community there very welcoming (despite its rather limited communications technology) and continued to crank out Toonlets on many subjects long after the scar had healed over. Toonlet is not the only comic construction kit out there by any means. But what makes it unique and zany is your ability to mix ‘n’ match little snippets of real art drawn by real cartoonists such as Peter Bagge and Josh Kemble. The characters that you can build have a sort of ragged static Ren & Stimpy-ish look to them as you can see in the montage. (Click it to enlarge it.) Toonlet lends very well to verbal humour, less well to physical gags, but it’s really fun to watch people try them.
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In June of 2010 I cut way back on my toonlet-ing because I had started Tix Comix. I got considerable encouragement from some of my Toonlet friends. It was a bit scary to be really drawing, and kind of a pain to be doing all the website stuff that Toonlet gives you for free. Toonlet is like training wheels, and suddenly the training wheels were off, and not only did I have to balance the bike on my own, but do all the maintenance. My massive toonlet archive is still up over on toonlet, if you want to have a browse. Many of my gags you see over there will eventually be refined, redrawn and featured here, so it’s kind of a sneak preview. I toss up a toonlet from time to time just to keep alive with the community. You can see more of toonlet on their facebook page. Readers: you all ought to give it a whirl. If you are already a comic creator, it is somehow freeing to be forced to create within the limits of Toonlet. It forces you to use your brain in new ways, always good for creativity. And if you’re not a comic creator, Toonlet could put you on the road to becoming one. Try it, you might surprise yourself!
Woot! I discovered a “collective” of women comic creators called Tomgeeks. Basically, if you are a woman artist or writer and put up the Tomgeeks banner, you can be in it. I use the word collective in quotes because they don’t provide hosting or anything, they just put up a banner that links to your comic. That was my stumbling block. Even though I’ve had the Tomgeeks banner on TixComix for months (see left), I never seemed to have time to make one to submit them. For some reason I hate banners, including making them. Well I finally hacked this one together for them, and submitted the site, and after a while they put me in under comedy. Glancing quickly at the banners I found a few familiar comics and some totally new ones (to me.)
I don’t know how aggressively they check gender. Female-created comics come in all genres, and don’t have common factors as far as I can tell, but there are certain dead giveaways that a comic was NOT created by a woman. If a male can make a comic that doesn’t trip any of those alerts, he can be an honorary woman as far as I care. I know I’m not dropping my pants in order to be verified as a bona fide girl. Especially online, as it might involve sending naked photographs over the wire. And it begs several interesting questions, such as…. Can trans-genders be in it? Former women? Or people who just got surgipharmaceutically promoted to being women? We should probably not think about these and other imponderables too much.
In the never ending quest for self promotion, I occasionally read blogging articles. Like anyone, I’m a sucker for lists, so I fell into this article: 10 signs your content sucks It is so radically different from the Eleven signs your blog sucks article I wrote three years ago. My article was broader, and mentioned a lot of sidebar type things people do to cause blog suckage, whereas bad blogger focuses strictly on the content itself, which is supposedly what it’s all about, right?
I guess points #2 and #9 in the bad blogger article were a bit troublesome for me — the ones having to do with your friends not sharing your content in a big way. There are ways of rationalizing it:
- My demographic isn’t really into that, they barely get facebook.
- Comics are kinda like porn — educated adults are embarrassed to admit to their friends that they read ‘em.
- They can’t find the share buttons on my site.
- They are too busy.
- Maybe they are sharing my links and I just don’t know it.
None of those rationalizations stand up to scrutiny. Of course there are always naysayers that hate anything that doesn’t conform to their narrow expectations, and I’ve had my share of them — we all have — and we just have to pity them their negative hate-filled little lives. But on the other hand there are an awful lot of web comics that are actually pretty bad. I don’t crap all over them, I just don’t return to them.
Here is why I don’t think Tix-Comix completely sucks and keep doing this:
- Most of the comments people leave on Tix-Comix are engaged and engaging. I’ve made it easy to comment by remembering your data and not requiring a captcha and using comment LUV. Of course I get spam but my signal to noise ratio on comments is actually pretty good.
- Readership, subscriptions, and real (as opposed to incentivized) visits all going up, slowly to be sure, but up.
- We have a high ratio of repeat traffic.
On the other hand intrepid regular commenters know that if they leave a clever comment, my visitors are more likely to check out their link. So like the post said, if they just comment for the link and won’t share it to their friends, it might be that something is wrong. And some friends just post comments to be “nice” but it doesn’t occur to them to spread it.
So friends, you tell ME.
- Does Tix-Comix resonate with you at least some of the time?
- Would you be embarrassed for your friends to catch you reading it? If so why?
- Do you ever publically admit you like a Tix-Comix strip by facebook share or a stumble?
- Have you friended me on stumbleupon? Probably not. But that is my fault and I’m fixing it now. Here is my stumbleupon. OK no excuses.
- If you have suggestions to make Tix-Comix better you can comment them, under a fake email if you want. It’ll get spammed, but I’ll review spam and despam it if it’s useful.
- If you do decide to share something, comment and let me know what and where
I don’t sell anything at this moment, I accept PW ads from other webcomics and related just to mix things up a little, and I’m not seriously looking for money (though I wouldn’t turn it down) — what I most want is to build a community of thoughtful individuals who share my somewhat off-the-wall views on life. If you truly enjoy any of the comics please don’t just keep it between us! Now go to the archives and find your fave. The handy dandy small share strip at the bottom of each strip is not there for decoration.





